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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

What about Mrs. Alien?

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What about Mrs. Alien?

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    11 months ago

    This tells one ALL one needs to know.

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      This tells you all you need to know.

      • DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee
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        11 months ago

        This tells Zir all Zi needs to know.

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          This tells Smeagol all we needs to know.

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    Jorts are jean shorts.
    Gnorts are gnome shorts.

    Aliens wear gnomes for pants QED

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    Sounds like an alien name

  • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca
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    Buzz Aldren’s real name was Ba weep granna weep ninny bong Aldren

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    Good luck Mr. Gorsky.

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/good-luck-mr-gorsky/

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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      You might wanna double check that.

      Unless this is a joke I’m not aware of

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      OAML

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        11 months ago

        </Offworld Alien Markup Language>

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