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Immigrants are stealing and eating all the women who want to date me! This totally makes sense why I’m still single!!!???
Sir, I’m gonna have to inspect your basement.
My daughter lost her glasses yesterday. I sent out a massive email, text and social media blast blaming Haitian migrants for stealing and eating her glasses, but we found out 10 minutes later that they were under her bed.
Boy is my face red.
White men are EATING my CAR KEYS
“Oopsies! Sorry for that mistake - and for the torrent of racial hatred that followed.”
The stochastic terrorism playbook.