::groan::
::upvote::
Honey, do.
Are unable to marry?
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.
ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.
Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.
Oh dear that’s terrible
I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out
That was much much better
Are forbidden to wed?
Are barred from matrimony?
Are barred from matrimony?
This dad joke is very regional
But the law says we rock, melon.
Who the hell you calling a melon??
I am learning as much from this thread, haha.
Canoe?
Rockmelon?
ugh
Herbie Hancock intensifies…
My favorite 😋😋
Pop culture references that popped in my mind:
“Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”
“A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”
Done call me a cantaloupe, you melon head! -Screetch
Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?
In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔
melon slice
Me