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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

I love melons so much

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I love melons so much

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    ::groan::

    ::upvote::

  • FlatFootFox@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Honey, do.

  • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Are unable to marry?

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      Cantaloupe (can’t elope)

      • Someguy89@lemmy.world
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        Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.

      • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
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        ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

      • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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        Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

      • stoly@lemmy.world
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        Oh dear that’s terrible

        • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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          I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out

          • stoly@lemmy.world
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            That was much much better

    • dditty@lemm.ee
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      Are forbidden to wed?

      • tate@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Are barred from matrimony?

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        Are barred from matrimony?

  • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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    This dad joke is very regional

    • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      But the law says we rock, melon.

      Who the hell you calling a melon??

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      I am learning as much from this thread, haha.

  • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Canoe?

  • youngalfred@lemm.ee
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    Rockmelon?

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    ugh

  • ODuffer @lemmy.world
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    Herbie Hancock intensifies…

  • Amber Rose🌹@lemmy.ca
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    My favorite 😋😋

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    Pop culture references that popped in my mind:

    “Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”

    “A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”

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    Done call me a cantaloupe, you melon head! -Screetch

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?

    • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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      In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔

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    melon slice

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      7 months ago

      Me

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