return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 9 months agoHouse Speaker Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+www.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square303fedilinkarrow-up1972arrow-down128
arrow-up1944arrow-down1external-linkHouse Speaker Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+www.lgbtqnation.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square303fedilink
minus-squareTheJims@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·9 months agoIf god existed she’d turn Mike Johnson into a newt.
minus-squareLodespawn@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·9 months agoI dunno, newts seem pretty cool, like little wingless water dragons. Couldn’t she maybe turn him into an intestinal worm or something?
If god existed she’d turn Mike Johnson into a newt.
A newt!?
He got better.
Gingrich?
I dunno, newts seem pretty cool, like little wingless water dragons. Couldn’t she maybe turn him into an intestinal worm or something?