L4sBot@lemmy.worldMB to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoAdobe warns it may face massive fines for subscription ruleswww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1144arrow-down1external-linkAdobe warns it may face massive fines for subscription ruleswww.theregister.comL4sBot@lemmy.worldMB to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square37fedilinkfile-text
Adobe warns it may face massive fines for subscription rules::Otherwise in rude health after posting best-ever results
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·8 months agoYou’re thinking too small! We sell them a cheaply made dinghy for a one-time payment with a 400% markup (it’s okay, it has AI features) The lifetime license expires in a few days For continued support, we coerce them into a multi-tier subscription Tier 1 gets them access to some tape to fix the inevitable holes Tier 2 gets them a hand-operated pump Tier 3 gets them one (1) oar and a very nice hand-written letter to thank them for their trust and support Then I roll up to them in my libre motorboat and chuck them in the ocean because fuck them.
You’re thinking too small!
Then I roll up to them in my libre motorboat and chuck them in the ocean because fuck them.