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Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

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I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Hang around a few more minutes and maybe you’ll still spot her.

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t sweat it.

  • PizzaFacia@lemmy.world
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    This one was a stretch.

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    OP, it’s time to bench this joke

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    You’ll just have to exercise some patience and weight a little longer

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    Don’t let the weight of the relationship settle on your shoulders.

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      That’s heavy stuff, bro.

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