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Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."

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My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."

Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Man, this joke’s so old it’s from back when landlords only profited off your income and the scarcity of affordable housing, and provided utilities as a shitty consolation…

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      No no no. This is modern. From the perspective of a tenant living in an AirBnB full time.

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        Does this make you a roommate?

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