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    9 months ago

    My head-canon is that John Wilkes Booth didn’t kill Abraham Lincoln (pun fully intended). He was from the future.

    Abe, given a vision of what the Republican party would turn into since he didn’t execute or deport every last treasonous dog of the Confederacy, promptly shot himself in disgust.