lemmy.gregw.us
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

message-square
message-square
16
fedilink
195
message-square

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
message-square
16
fedilink
  • Philo@discuss.onlineOP
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    How about WON?

    • Apepollo11@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      I’m English, so “Won” rhymes with “un”. “One” rhymes with “on”.

      • WalrusByte@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 years ago

        Yeah, we say it like “wunn” here in America. Both one and won are pronounced the same.

Dad Jokes@lemmy.world

dadjokes@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !dadjokes@lemmy.world

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

  • Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
  • Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
  • Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
  • Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 250 users / day
  • 277 users / week
  • 2.03K users / month
  • 1.81K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 20K subscribers
  • 702 Posts
  • 2.94K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • loopy@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.10
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org