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Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.

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Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

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When the time comes … clocks will be sticky.

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