He still got in trouble for…“resisting a rest”

My wife just about had a heart attack from this one. She didn’t find it very funny, but I did :-D

This dad joke reminded me of the time in high school when I took a nap in drum closet during band class and, while I was asleep, the school was evacuated for a bomb threat. When this kid woke up he felt like Burgess Meredith in the Twilight Zone.

I’m pretty confident any joke I could come up with would be off color, so I’m going to make the rare choice of sitting this one out.

I’m pretty confident any joke I could come up with would be off color, so I’m going to make the rare choice of sitting this one out.

This one would totally get me if I didn’t see it typed out.