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  • Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nfEnglish
    14·
    2 months ago

    Fuck you.

    Pineapple is a wondrous and resplendent fruit. Sullying it in a melted grease puddle is heresy. Pineapple deserves better than that.

    • Duranie@literature.cafe
      14·
      2 months ago

      Ham, pineapple, onions, green peppers, and jalapenos, no sauce. One of my favorite pizzas.

      There’s enough goodness that you really don’t need pizza sauce on it, or at least I’ve never come across a sauce that works with pineapple. But the flavors and textures work well together.

      • pbjamm@beehaw.orgEnglish
        5·
        2 months ago

        green peppers

        The worst pepper. Everything you add them to just ends up tasting like green bell pepper, which taste terrible. Yellow, Orange, or Red? Magnificent.

      • Dymonika@beehaw.org
        3·
        2 months ago

        All of that is incredible except the pineapple. It’s like eating Italian-sausage ice cream or something. Both are great separate, but certainly not together!

      • Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nfEnglish
        5·
        2 months ago

        BLASPHEMY!

        Only Brazilian steakhouses may serve cooked pineapple and it must be grilled! Death to the deep fried non believers!