• I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.place
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    5 months ago

    Too simple. You are hereby banned from government work.

    Reason(s) per Standard Operating Procedure 420.69(f):

    • Not enough forms
    • Not enough signatures
    • Did not acquire approval from the ethics board, Privacy Office, Information Technology Office, Custodial Services, & Chief of Inefficiency
    • Absolute lack of meetings and round tables
    • No use of allocated funds
    • Does not give cause for more bureaucracy
    • No organizational chart
    • Not self-aggrandizing

    You may file an appeal with the Appeals Board by completing form SF-80085-rev accessible at appeals.state.gov/brokenlink.lol

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      We all make fun of it, but for critical applications like aviation, this is why there is a paper trail for everything. Someone certified that as being titanium, and it probably only took minutes to find out whom.

      So the only question is what consequences that supplier faces

      Edit: I see it was traced to a Chinese supplier who forfeited the paper trail and it was noticed in the first place because it didn’t meet requirements. Seems like an open-shut case, but maybe this will put some teeth in the trade war some people seem intent on starting