owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoHow do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHow do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square10fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSecretSauces@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI’m gonna need a list of all these jokes to keep track of continuity
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoLooking at OPs post history… They missed one actually
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoWait… what’s the missing one?
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI always heard it starting with: "You have 300 bricks and you throw one as far as you can, how many do you have left? 299" The elephant to the river is the same but this joke is told about someone else crossing the river instead. Finally it ends with: "But… They still don’t make it across, why? Because you threw a brick at them!"
minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoHaven’t heard that one before. Brilliant.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoIs that why the last few haven’t made any sense to me? I’m missing the back story?
I’m gonna need a list of all these jokes to keep track of continuity
Looking at OPs post history… They missed one actually
Wait… what’s the missing one?
I always heard it starting with:
"You have 300 bricks and you throw one as far as you can, how many do you have left?
299"
The elephant to the river is the same but this joke is told about someone else crossing the river instead. Finally it ends with:
"But… They still don’t make it across, why?
Because you threw a brick at them!"
Haven’t heard that one before. Brilliant.
Is that why the last few haven’t made any sense to me? I’m missing the back story?