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  • NotMaster@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

    1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

    Make them work for the punchline.

    • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 months ago

      Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

      Wait…

      Is he a real redneck AND a real hippy at the same time??

      Or is he maybe just half redneck, half hippy?

      Because if it’s the latter, then you need to start your counting like:

      1/2 mrs hippy, 1 mrs hippy, 1 1/2 mrs hippy…