• Dr Cog@mander.xyz
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      1 year ago

      Land on a planet, you step off the ship, and you suddenly get captured. Hard cut to black.

      Slow fade in… “you’re finally awake”

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        “Walked right into that UC ambush, same as us and that thief over there.”

        “That’s Solomon Freestar! The true High King of Skyrim!”

        And the dragons are just space ships and the souls you absorb are just… uh… radiation I guess from damaging the reactor. Or the magic space civilization from Starfield originated from here, so that’s why everyone has magic.

        I’m not backing down from the space ship dragons though, that part is just brilliant.

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          “Spaceships are dragons” Buddy we all know you’re just trying to make an excuse for your vore mod.

          “No, no, you need a warm and soft fleshy interior which you have to enter through the mouth, how else would you have dragon spaceships”

          We all know how this goes