Sorry the website is kind of shitty, but that’s pretty damn funny.

    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      The Jailbird

      • 4 parts tequila
      • 1 part oj (with pulp)
      • 2 parts pineapple juice
      • 2 parts lime juice

      Shake and serve in a red solo cup

      It’s just a jungle bird with tequila. No God fearing American knows what campari is so just swap in some oj. It’s basically the same right? Alternatively, just blend an entire orange up and use that instead.

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    1 year ago

    The extremely calm reaction to it makes this 100x better. Those cops walk out like this happens once a week and calmly arrest the guy.

    But he does look incredibly proud of himself. I wonder if there was alcohol involved?

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    1 year ago

    Sorry buddy, this is a police station, not the jungle. You should’ve made that left turn at Albuquerque.