Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.

Well it was Missouri after all. The raccoon was likely breaded and deep fried before the eagle ate it.

“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance

They’ll be fine. They mostly go to Cornhub anyway.

Howard Stern was bashing him pretty good this morning on his radio show. Good kicker but religious nutjob.

Wow it finally happened. Now I wonder if they’ll take away his Grammy, 2 Oscar’s, MTV Movie Award, Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award, and induction into the Grand Ole Opry.

“You’re in the jungle baby! You’re gonna die!”

OP said “disables” not “kills” so your comment doesn’t actually address OP’s comment. Long COVID is way more common than any after effects from the flu.