Just cut to the chase and invade Poland already you giant twat.

I defend myself with a tiger and feed it highschool kids. Statistically, I’m an insignificant lunatic.

The America of Idiocracy was waaaay better than what we’re going to get. I remember joking about how we were heading that way. Little did I know how quickly it would be so much worse.

Im in my 50’s. I feel so bad for my parents. So many good things have happened in their lifetimes, only for their twilight years to turn into non-stop devastating disappointment and the relentless reversal of so much progress.