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Having the hood up gives you a temporary +2 boost to hacking

11’8" bridge cares not for your “freedoms”

The Model M IS the weapon

This guy definitely has a crypto wallet and a monkey jpeg

The perfect mint to pop after having just brushed your teeth

I have a USB-C cable that will only work in a specific orientation. So I’ll plug in a device, laptop won’t recognize it, (sigh) unplug and flip the cable, and then everything works.

They sync (via wire or wirelessly) to a smartphone app that offers a pass-through toggle to pipe speech through the phone’s speaker — minimizing the need to remove the mask

I want to pipe this through a voice changer so I can sound like Darth Vader to anyone I talk to.

Oh boy! I can’t wait to head home from my job at Walmart to spend my money at Digital Walmart

Because then they don’t have a display the size of a living room TV to shove ads in your face

Mozilla.social - give war a chance

Yeah, he’s got Minnesota in there but totally left out Megasota

Two Tennessees, but no nineessee

Texoklahoma is up by Midsouthdakota?

North-West Virginia isn’t even a thing no matter what those weirdos say

The weird strip of land in the Great Lake

Removed Whodaho and added “Idaho”? WTF is Idaho?

It’s got the state we all agreed doesn’t exist?

Silly me, not thinking of the poor little corporations again

What’s unsafe is having to navigate a giant fischer price interface whenever you want to adjust the A/C

This reminds me of the time Kate Mulgrew (cpt. Janeway on Start Trek Voyager) got hired to do a voice over for a documentary trailer only for her to find out later that it was a Flat Earther “documentary”

Ages ago when I was in college, I had a little Brother laser printer. It was more than enough, as I was only printing B&W documents. It was wireless and you could easily get a few thousand pages per toner cartridge. Hell it even did duplex via a special duplex tray on the front. I loved that little thing, and eventually gave it away when I graduated as I basically stopped using it. If I ever find myself in a situation where I need to buy a printer, Brother is the only brand on my list.

Also, the lights would flicker whenever I fired it up, lol! that baby drew a lot of power.

Not a pathologist, but it isn’t unheard of to die from a punch. It happens more often than you’d think

Fun fact: if you cover yourself in sperm and let someone pee on you, you’ll levitate for a short period of time. The mechanics are similar to covering yourself in oil before a rainstorm

eww

Not quite related to the conversation, but I think it would be funny if a CEO tried to run a business into the ground but ended up being the most successful and beloved CEO in the company’s history.

“I know, if I enact a 4 day workweek, nobody will have time to get anything done”

“Okay so that didn’t work… Maybe if I increase staffing, give everyone a raise, the overhead will eat into the company profits and nobody will want to invest!”

“Um… I’ll have the dev team drag their heels on product release! Nobody will want to buy our product if we release a month late. Heck, maybe if we wait until the devs say it’s ready we won’t release anything at all! This plan is sure to work!”

Because for some reason, our entire economy is built on short term profit rather than longevity and stability.