I was hoping someone would drop this quote, god I love MASH.

Looks like we’ll be bringing back Mooches as a measure of political tenure soon.

Jesus at this point I just hope he does play golf every day.

I just really have no words or thoughts for how one brain can possess both of these thoughts simultaneously

I’m going to miss all the Rikers we aren’t going to get for a long time :(

Samsung FTL Technology

86% if you disregard the mild ones!

Lol, John Oliver did exactly that https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Perpetual_Exemption

This twat thinks he’s the Che Guerva of the Right now, jfc

Literally, the fun police

Imagine Beethoven refusing to release his catalog of works because people might stop listening to newer music. Gg capitalism.

I work in snowflake every day, and we have two as well.

“why are people not buying our games? Please only give answers where we are not at fault and admit no wrongdoing”

Same, I specifically paid for premium to do my part in ensuring they don’t need VC funding :(

Ty! Can confirm this worked for me as well.

We are indeed, and…we are indeed.

And even more, it hits different when you know “this is my life” and not “i just have to do this for a while”. The absence of any hope contributes so much to the pain.

I started reading it as Trump, but it quickly devolved into redneck hillbilly, and honestly both work

Yep, then add a 3D printer and boom

Sure Mars for just being so fucking far away