Asses to asses, butts to butts
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
bury the ledge
Do you mean bury the lede?
There isn’t a soul on lemmy that doesn’t know Linux exists
Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our “internet connection” was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn’t need it to play solitaire.
North Koreans, this is your chance to be world heroes
I’m keeping an eye on this but I really hate the anime blush on every character
They’d charge you for your sims’ water bill if they could
How long before the scarred and deformed bit
You had me until that last bit
Rest in piss
“fuck them kids”
- Michael Jordan
The Pentagon has never passed an audit
And the city they built Mexico City on top of was in the middle of a damn lake
You can actually hear the difference between sweet and salty but most people haven’t tried it
Same thing could have happened to us, except we kept our 90 lbs GSD the fuck away from our newborn. “It could be any dog at any time” uh… no shit? Genetically it’s a fucking wolf. Use your fucking brains people.
If this sounds insensitive, well it is. A license should be required to possess both dogs and children.
A white man was arrested after live streaming his trip to a local Indianapolis grocery store
Richard K. Klaff Jr., 20, walked into the Georgetown Square Kroger in Fort Wayne, Ind
Fort Wayne is 1.5 hours away from Indianapolis.
Probably won’t be a teleprompter at this interview