BeardedSingleMalt

Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means

That’s require those stay-at-home-moms to get up before 8am and refrain from day-drinking white wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrfatB9IE8

My ex is a school teacher. She would be in tears at times because of all the “active shooter” drills they would have to go through. Where if there is an incident they have already planned the furniture that would be moved to block the door, and where to take shelter in the rooms to avoid gun fire from the hallways. But more importantly, the absolute shit-tier kids who are a huuuge pain in the ass, who find ways to get under their skins and always have an excuse why the rules don’t apply to them trying to get away with anything. But even worse…their small-town wealthy over-entitled insufferable moms who think their precious little child is only getting bad grades because the teacher isn’t good enough, and even though the kid dicks around in class on their phones all day never turns in homework and fails tests…the administration makes them adjust grades so the parents will stfu.

Yeah, let’s add a gun to that scenario

Much like “Has a lot of DUIs” and “Never drinks and drives”

Our workforce failed to meet a quota set by management, so we’re laying off some of those workers

The black dude doesn’t die first, the women aren’t damsels in distress and actually survive and, turns out one of the women is actually trans.

[2 week later] Former lead detective found dead in in what investigators have ruled a suicide. He apparently hung himself after a fit of rage where his house appeared to have kicked in his own front door, tore the hard drive out of his security camera hub, punched himself in the face a number of times, then tied the rope to a bannister and strung himself up.

“A few bad apples” is also what the police use to handwave away whenever one of their own goes bonkers and kills unarmed civilians

Don’t forget their god-emperor Dorito Mussolini withheld congressionally approved military aid before this whole debacle…to attempt to blackmail Ukraine into giving him dirt of Biden…

Or you could buy an extension cord from such brands as HUANCHAIN, Mifaso, YISHU, POWRUI or Addtam and maybe it will ship in 4 to 5 days

Yeah I learned that a long time ago. Was looking for a new knife…

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The bigger question is what was the drive like back to Florida. That’s 14 hours and bathroom breaks

Nobody touches my favorite singing telegram.

Unless they shoot her with the gun, obviously.

How dare they do this to Joan of Arc

Or the Ad Buddies from Maniac.