Blackout

I’m going to leave work 1.3ms early

The whole world is terrorized by assholes

I had the same issue once and I solved it by adding more fans

If the stores were smart they would tariff the rice based on the buyers address. Making those weirdos in Sumida-ku pay 145% more will grow the domestic economy and lead to greater prosperity somehow. - Trump 3:16

And that’s what the idiot in chief wants us to go back to.

Well I’ve worked both and there’s a reason people gladly moved into office jobs. Hard to go back to work when a guy you work with has degloved a finger.

Yeah like the ones Mango Mussolini want to bring back. Where you are nothing more than an automaton getting paid per part made.

I wish, they have all the great manufacturing jobs no one here wants to do.

I saw a solution to this and many other problems on the television the other day:

But which generation whines the most? I’m voting boomers

They are going to fuck those birds aren’t they?

Republicans won’t be happy until they’ve killed every industry. Copyright laws are meaningless now.

What do 5,000 people do when they no longer have a job and are going hungry? It’s time for a riot

Let’s see them force a bunch of 69 year olds to work cause I know I would just fart in their direction if they tried.

They should keep pennies and put Trump’s face on them so I can throw them in the trash

There’s always

The news is calling it a “huge win”. Really? It’s a huge win when you shoot yourself and then remove the bullet? They haven’t even closed the wound yet.

Side effects include: Diarrhea of the mouth Puckered eyes Orangification Everything computer