I shit post all the time and am not yet a CEO billionaire. You’ve been debunked.

Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!

Hell yeah veg

They’re worse because they’re just as tough but taste of fruit for all of 5 seconds as opposed to salty smoky bacon flavor

Ahoy matey

This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn’t going to finish the marathon, experts say.

Not before Skyrim: Fuck You Buy This Again Edition

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