This follows classic maritime law: You don’t have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

You’ll miss the climate change transition period when the sea rises, the food and fresh water is almost non existent, and the mass migrations begin 😀

I can smell your neckbeard and fedora from here

That’s now called “drinking blood”

Ruined clothes 😱

Meh. We did it before the internet turned to shit. It will be OK

That .heic made my eye twitch. Reminded me of my coworkers at work not being able to open a photo they took on their iPhone, and that they want to use on the intranet

We could call it Fedora!

Perhaps I’m just an old 40 year old fart, but the Internet was better before. I miss the 00s and the 10s. Now it’s just paywalls, LLM generated bullshit, and search results from SEO orgies

I haven’t been able to listen to music since year 2000 😢

“Balls deep” is sexting. I’ve called the police!

Trump probably came up with this on the fly. And since there’s more intelligence in a 10L bucket of semen, both him and his followers thinks this is an awesome idea

Cash payment = you’re a criminal

What plant is a motherfucker, and how much water does it need?

“Wash my clothes”

“No…”

Yes! The Protocols of the Elders of Zion are just a collection of Seinfeld jokes

All I get is this

The real master of puppet behind Trump, not Vlad!

Capitalism 👌

EU regulations are for every country in the EU + Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Norway and Iceland