I’ll allow it.

MacBook Air club represent!

I regularly take essential oils to flush the toxins from my vagus nerve. (/s just in case)

It’s exactly this reason.

Imagine getting free surgery of any kind in the U.S. That’s how you know this is a false claim.

I love i3wm. Incredibly lightweight and minimalistic.

When you get this to work, hit me up for some venture capital.

I know how it feels man. Every time I try to sell bootleg DVDs from the trunk of my car, the cops shut me down. Big copyright is just killing the free market, I say.

Maybe the good pastor was just listening to a lot of N.W.A. at the time and had a moment of confusion.

Thanks. I spoke too soon.

Hard to tell because it’s a recording, but yeah I was thinking something very small like a 22 short or a high powered BB gun.

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Minor nitpick: the primer in the botched dummy cartridge wasn’t enough to fire the bullet, but it was enough to unseat to it from the case and lodge it in the barrel. Later, a normal blank cartridge was fired while the bullet was still stuck in the barrel. The powder in the blank was enough to dislodge the bullet and propel it to lethal velocity.

Lol, real life “Airplane!”

It’s got shocks, pegs. Lucky.

When I read “never used a computer with a keyboard and mouse” my first thought was “wow, they only ever used punched cards” until I realized you meant they only used touch screens.

Should probably ban acorns too, because they sound too much like real guns. Or so I hear.

I’m stealing this

It’s a series of tubes, actually. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

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