For a second I thought they went full meta and made an in-game mini boss or final boss that talks directly to that fan

What the fuck?

“Sidereal” pronounced /saɪˈdɪəriəl, sə-/ sy-DEER-ee-əl, sə-

I love the casualness of this

Sooner or later, all our genitals will evolve into crabs

I don’t get it in German or English

Breaking: Scientists discover alien-like creature at Red Lobster restaurant

I fucked Ted

I know Americans catch a lot of flag online but man, I’m jealous of your guys’ nature. Best we have are some shitty little patches of forest where you have to stealth camp since it’s probably owned by some asshole farmer

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

Autoerotic asphyxiation

TL: “Fire on the Highfield-music festival Ferris wheel in flames”

And almond milk isn’t actually milked from almond tiddies

And wait until you learn about baby oil

As a non english native I hate how english will sometimes capitalize 90% of the words when written as a title

Fuck hopeless stories. All my homies believe in the indomitable human spirit

Dude, there’s no way he will even be able to eat all those 3000 sets before turning 99

“What the hell, Jenson?!? This is our firms biggest case in 20 years and you show up two hours late?!?”

“Oh, haven’t you heard?”

Pirates do what Nintendon’t

That jitter is automatically present because different people will get different search results, so it’s not really intentional or purposeful

That.