The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

Autoerotic asphyxiation

TL: “Fire on the Highfield-music festival Ferris wheel in flames”

And almond milk isn’t actually milked from almond tiddies

And wait until you learn about baby oil

As a non english native I hate how english will sometimes capitalize 90% of the words when written as a title

Fuck hopeless stories. All my homies believe in the indomitable human spirit

Dude, there’s no way he will even be able to eat all those 3000 sets before turning 99

“What the hell, Jenson?!? This is our firms biggest case in 20 years and you show up two hours late?!?”

“Oh, haven’t you heard?”

Pirates do what Nintendon’t

That jitter is automatically present because different people will get different search results, so it’s not really intentional or purposeful

That.

Wouldn’t maggot poo or the eventual maggot corpses cause problems?

Children of Time is amazing. Tchaikovsky writes incredibly alien species despite the fact that non of the creatures in that book are even aliens.

Project Hail Mary is probably my favorite Sci Fi book period. Apparently they are making a movie adaptation with Ryan Gosling. After The Martian I am thoroughly hyped for that

How do sarlaccs multiply? They are not very mobile, so I assume some sort of pollen/spore situation. So it’s “mouth” might also be it’s genitals

Wait a second there, there was no beetle juice in Beetlejuice

Yes, but keep in mind:

I can’t read

1 isn’t considered a prime number so three can’t ve constructed from just primes

In reality, updating a database to change the coordinates of a location would not physically move items at the location. Arguably, if they did, no-one would much notice, since everything surrounding them should similarly move simultaneously to its corrected position as well.

That’s very reassuring, guess I can take my ground harness off then

Porn, don’t forget porn. So much porn

A blind man walks into a bar

And a table. And a chair