Fuck hopeless stories. All my homies believe in the indomitable human spirit

Dude, there’s no way he will even be able to eat all those 3000 sets before turning 99

“What the hell, Jenson?!? This is our firms biggest case in 20 years and you show up two hours late?!?”

“Oh, haven’t you heard?”

Pirates do what Nintendon’t

That jitter is automatically present because different people will get different search results, so it’s not really intentional or purposeful

That.

Wouldn’t maggot poo or the eventual maggot corpses cause problems?

But with no special effects whatsoever. Just Stallone waring a T-shirt that says his characters name

Children of Time is amazing. Tchaikovsky writes incredibly alien species despite the fact that non of the creatures in that book are even aliens.

Project Hail Mary is probably my favorite Sci Fi book period. Apparently they are making a movie adaptation with Ryan Gosling. After The Martian I am thoroughly hyped for that

How do sarlaccs multiply? They are not very mobile, so I assume some sort of pollen/spore situation. So it’s “mouth” might also be it’s genitals

Wait a second there, there was no beetle juice in Beetlejuice

Yes, but keep in mind:

I can’t read

1 isn’t considered a prime number so three can’t ve constructed from just primes

In reality, updating a database to change the coordinates of a location would not physically move items at the location. Arguably, if they did, no-one would much notice, since everything surrounding them should similarly move simultaneously to its corrected position as well.

That’s very reassuring, guess I can take my ground harness off then

Porn, don’t forget porn. So much porn

A blind man walks into a bar

And a table. And a chair

Rage and anger are emotions so I’d suggest League of Legends

I replayed it a few years ago with a meele only playthrough. I had to use the pistol a few times but all in all it was more fun than the original play through.

There is a plasmid that lets you dash into an enemies face, which I combined with perks give your sky hook shock damage and an execute.

I got into Tchaikovsky after reading thought Dennis E. Taylor’s Bobiverse series and while I liked those books, they were always very lacking in creative alien designs. The Pav, Deltans and Quinlans are all pretty much just different flavors of human-like.

Children of Time on the other hand had some truly alien aliens, even though they technically aren’t even aliens. The way the spiders society and industry functions is so different from humans and more interesting for it.

I know the second book of the CoT series isn’t as highly regarded but I love the antagonist and how it works. Fair to say that I have lost all interests of “going on an adventure”

Gotta admit, I get the hate against boomers. Like, they literally shoot you with artillery when you first try to approach them. (Pro tip: stay close the the rocks, might save your life)