They don’t care. They’ve got scapegoats and as long as Israel is cooking then they’re stupid rapture is on its way. Delusional fuckheads have no concept of personal responsibility.

Ah yes. Definitely a hallucination. Nothing sinister going on here, nope.

Bottom bunk.

But it is unbelievably funny.

Temu? More like Trashmu.

Wow a cop actually got in trouble for dog murder. That’s what, 1 in 40,000 per year?

Probably somebody got elected on a “protect the children” and did this to prove it. It’s not like it effects the jackass responsible for it. It’s performance child protection and it’s pretty common.

I’m sure that’ll be popular and there won’t be any repercussions and that unicorns will poop free candy for everyone.

Nobody was smart as he thinks they should be will work for free - especially not for him and the orange idiot.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

That’s what the remaster looks like? That looks like total dog shit. I’ve seen better looking flash games, back when those were still a thing, before all the flash game makers ported and enshitified their once free games and made them P2W mobile apps or worse, charge for them on steam. I’m looking at you, Bloons trash.

With always online DRM, I’m sure. Fuck you Blizzard.

AI generated music slop

FTFY

It’s fine, I got a bottle of booze set aside for when WE3 or American Civil War: 2 Dumb 2 Prevent kick-starts our final doom.

Good. I look forward to all these idiots finally accepting that they drastically misunderstood what LLMs actually are and are not. I know their idiotic brains are only able to understand simple concepts like “line must go up” and follow them like religious tenants though so I’m sure they’ll waste everyone’s time and increase enshitification with some other new bullshit once they quietly remove their broken (and unprofitable) AI from stuff.

Cybertruck circa 2026.

Good, fuck scalpers with fire.

Fucking Pelosi, out of touch as ever.

They’re mealworms of a species already found on numerous continents, I think it’ll be fine.