Doesn’t even need an old laptop, mines running on a Pi3

Depends on where you live, the two European countries that I’ve lived and worked in my employers would allow additional leave for funerals of aunts, uncles, cousins and some even allowed for the death of a pet.

Attending funerals, births etc aren’t really holidays

Android TV can be installed on a variety of cheap boxes if you don’t mind getting a bit nerdy and flashing a custom firmware

https://www.atvxperience.com/

Digiguide seems to have a full list of episodes with titles if that’s any help

https://digiguide.tv/programme/Talk-Show/The-Jeremy-Kyle-Show/433090/season-all/#

I used to do the same with CD’s from the local library… and then seed them

Oh it’ll probably get a flurry of coverage, but I suspect none of it will be compassionate

You’d think so, sadly it didn’t cure the Brits living in Spain from voting for Brexit, and I’ve met a couple of them here in Ireland that still think everyone else is the foreigner and not them.