37! When I kiss you I taste 37 other dicks!

Yeah. SAD. Tagging. For future reference.

I’m a teacher and have to pretend to be a good boy during the daily pledge. I have kept this up since high school: I always pledge allegiance to the United Snakes of America, and.end with reminding myself that there is really only liberty and justice for the rich and famous.

I think it’s my bad memory of Jello Biafra’s remake

Edit: Words are hard.

Oh! Not so willing to take up that bet at this juncture??

Edit:that was for sarln: answer, bro.

Ugh, I hated that character, but I guess that was the point.