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Killdozer II: The Revenge.

Ba-dum-tssss!

Fuckin aye. Half-arse 1/5 of the game and get the remaining 4/5 as “new DLC Content”…

…or recycle stuff from previous games and claim “built from the ground up”…

If its that green one, I’m charging at it like a bull…

i want that fucken purse

Jesus…I guess in their eyes…

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The game was rigged from the start…

“We now go live to the man’s rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!”

“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does…”

I’m surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.

So I’ll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don’t skimp on the details of this Togetic.

Geez…and here i was thinking “I’m doing my part in helping the environment” by using public transport instead of driving, and using paper straws…

A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town…you then hear “Awwwww…thank Talos!!!”

The contraband at Vulture’s Roost keeps beckoning me!

Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!

Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?

Anybody else think of things that’ll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?

Nothing speaks “city of love” like the smell of stale piss and burnt tobacco at the Eiffel Tower!

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I for one would like to try this “nuclear fish”…preferably crumbed, deep fried and doused in lemon juice. With a serve of fries.

Nitrogen Execution?

They’re gonna freeze him and strike tap him with a baseball bat hammer?

Then deploy a bunch of Roombas to clean up the human icicle shards?

“SNIFF!!”

Ah, I love the smell of fresh tanks in the morning! Its metallic!

Geez…that guy really needs to get laid by a Miku Robot.

Aw Bruz, the amount of damage you did to NSW is far more than Jordies fucking in your guest houses…more than the building you and your fam swiped from the Italian Community, more than the all the money in the world…

…putting on a “woe is me” victimizing regime to the courts isn’t doing you any favours…it just adds more fuel to the fires like Jordies housebombing. Or the Black Saturday Bushfires that rought havok across the world…