Just pay a data broker. I’m sure it’s trivial to find demographics tied to phone numbers.

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us

When you’re talking about actionable threats, I.E. real world violence, but want to appear only hypothetical, the meme is, “I’d kill X in Minecraft.”.

This guy really thinks he’s never gonna die. I’ll be surprised if he survives this upcoming term, and not even from a Minecraft related cause, just poor health.

I’ve heard similar things about C-sections.

Seems to me like they’ve just upped the price $10 with each successive generation of consoles.

I take it all back. They’re for sure just hucking shit out the back of the truck to make a big dumb pile for shit stain to wack off in front of.

Sign

I just…I don’t…

My only real hope for this world is that everyone will get what they deserve.

Typically when you’re clearing debris, you pile into one central location so it can get loaded into trucks and hauled off. I’m sure ole Meat Ball Ron wanted a dramatic backdrop. More than one thing can be true.

Just the hat.

No shit.

It’d be great if this was reported on while it was happening, instead of being sat on to get a juicy book deal.

I’ve always heard it as, “What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents.”

Similar to another favorite of mine:

“This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water.”

Right now baby. No need to count.

Well, he’s the Mayor of New York indicted on corruption charges. I’d surmise that’s objectively news worthy.

He should get one free kill.

To paraphrase a famous Trump quote, “Iran, if you’re listening…”

So we going or what?

It is a confusing statement. I understood it to be basically that once he is guaranteed to be president, Putin will know his man on the inside will be in charge, and Putin can end the war/negotiate for favorable terms with the US as enforcer.

Trump can’t end it before the election, because there’s no guarantee he’ll win.

Trump thinks that makes him a brilliant negotiator, instead of what he really is which is a stooge that can be played like a fiddle.

Is there such a thing as a non-politically motivated strike? Isn’t that the whole point?

Waaa waaaa