i mean he advertised on social media.

As if the feds weren’t all over that.

“Could”…

Try… “Will”

Gonna replace Noem. She only killed one dog.

oh, i was saying musk’s money.

but… I don’t want to save the world from red pandas.

I want to leave, and dying from cuteness overload sounds like not such a bad way to go.

Die from cuteness overload?

I like this idea, too.

Donate it to something like habitat for humanity.

Because kidnapping is one thing and seeing them convicted is another.

I want him convicted in a court of law. Legitimately.

All of these stupid fucks, to be clear. Musk. Trump. Vivek. There’s a long list of assholes that need some justice.

grab a shovel and start digging. Also, bring the tigerbalm, there’s gonna be a lot of nasty shit.

as equal authority, I propose we just lock them up.

I’m sure we can find something to actually justify it. Like, you know, betraying classified secrets to the russians, as well as providing intelligence and military aid;

Absolutely. just as soon as Trump hits the whitehouse everything that caused the decline is going to go away.

because they’re assholes who care more about staffing prison labor programs than about the american people. There’s a reason incarceration is the only form of slavery enshrined in the constitution, and it ain’t because the labor is somehow reformative.

Wait… it’s not already?

That’s surprisingly optimistic. I give it 2 months.

And I only give it that long. Because musk won’t know how to navigate government bureaucracy.

somebody has to protect the puppies… right?

(Honestly, i bet i depends if she gives him a blowjob or not. Yeah. i’m throwing up a little just writing that. Only advice i have is… don’t. Also. if you’re dealing overpoweringly awful smells; including rancid shit. Get some tiger balm, and lather that on your upper lip, just below your nose.) (don’t tell people that work with trump. they deserve that torture.)

I dunno.

it seems to me keeping Kari Lake out of elected office- any elected office is a good thing.

It’s the meth heads from north dakota that are giving her all that experience. (to be clear south dakota is worse. but the north dakotans take her meth. and that’s just unforgivable.)

/s

Oh yes. Of course it’s a good idea to put a PUPPY KILLER as law enforcement.

Hmmm… How to create an invasive species in 3…2…1…

If Biden had the spine to do that, trump would already be in jail and convicted of far too many things to even remember.

What the FBI isn’t saying is they’re the ones who gave the suspects the list.