Set sails, boys!

…because corporations are people? Blegh.

Whenever I try, I get Ravi Bhatia screaming “How can she slap?!”

You’re forgetting the pre-Web internet: 99% students & academics. It was largely awesome. When you did get trolled, it was by someone who could spell and form a cohesive argument.

This is what happens when you try to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

I’ve spent a lot of time in RPGs, and the last time I RPed in a G was around the time George Bush’s dad was president.

“withdrew all ground troops” … “one brigade remains.”

2001 called and asked for its headline back.

In case anybody else was confused, the character on The Simpsons is Nelson Muntz.

They named the bill wrong - it should be Kids’ Act for Online Safety- KAOS.

Republicans’ effort to count fails after they run out of fingers.

Three fiddy.

Aussie Pedo-Priest is all you need for a very dark horror-comedy.

Herzlichen glückwunsch zum geweedschlagenstag!

My last game was exhausting. Years of cryptic lore, mediocre tie-in properties we pretended were good, pvp you could opt out of midstream by switching off your router, a sandbox that one player characterized as “as wide as the universe and one inch deep.”

So, I thought I’d try something completely different, and that different thing, god help me, is Evony.

Me looking around the article for a satire tag.

I can live with 100 burgers = rent, if burger=$10, but not $18.

Do you want Hannibal Lecters? Because that’s how you get Hannibal Lecters!

Calling Weird Al: There’s a Queen parody to be had here.

I’d say there was a period before reddit hit its pinnacle where Quora was significantly better. Probably more than 10 years ago, though, and only for a few years. I remember when I started spending more time on Reddit than Quora.