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Who doesn’t?
Who doesn’t?
Jokes like that kill at the bar, bro.
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The microphones should be muted until one is finished speaking.
Not to half of the population, unfortunately.
Lol, no.
“Being gay is a choice. I know because I choose to be straight, in spite of all the naughty dreams I have about Tom Cruise.”
They are Mammonites.
SACR? Sacrilege? Sacrilegious?
Sounds like it.
Sexy librarian. My favorite.
What did dead lizards ever do to you?
Ai, papi!
How else is she going to put food on her family?
“No rational person would believe my client is an actual billionaire. Ask Fox!”
“Unpossible! He’s a gabillionaire! Fake News!”
Maybe his daddy Vlad will bail him out.
Is it true you have to suck 14 pink uncircumcised dicks a day for 88 days straight to join Rohm’s Rangers?
DeNazi is hellbent on turning Florida into a whites only club.
Like Dubya said, you should get 2 or 3 more jobs so you can put more food on your family.
Begging for attention from absolute strangers is the most pathetic part.
Its too fucking expensive for what you get. Throw in access to all movires and TV for $15, then maybe I’ll subscribe.