Misread that as Nicky Minaj’s death toll, and I was very confused

What does it mean for Twitter to take out a loan to buy itself?

Wait, huh? So anyone can just print money by investing it? Or is it hypothetical money tied to the value of something?

mental illness communities feel more doomscroll-y to me than anything else lol

What’s the best way to get to a Faraday cage? A car? A seldom-used elevator?

“Those who seek abortions will now be executed by steam-powered vehicle.”

:D

*without outright killing themselves YET.