Ah…thank you! Now we’re in the spirit!

I can’t believe I haven’t seen a “your mom” joke in here yet! WTF people?!? ;D

I like you…your humor sounds as twisted as mine! Don’t ever change!

But…but…if your glasses are on the bedside table WHILE you’re sleeping - how to you get any reading accomplished?!? ;)

Apparently I got old enough to require reading glasses now (FML) - so reading before bed isn’t as easy an option.

So I found audiobooks via my local library (in the U.S.) that I can just download - w00t!

I still PREFER the old “dead-tree” format, but audiobooks have become a replacement.

And don’t forget - you can increase the speed of the narrator if you feel like their speaking-cadence is too slow.

If it were American “cheese” he’d be preserved for a millenia!

Damn…I’m going to be getting a lot of dog videos from my parents.