Fuck yeah, going to compile me some free Pokémon!

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

Printing it doesn’t make it true. Smells of propaganda. How many people do you know who got a raise over 7%?

This is overreacting. I was beat as a child and I only need minimal therapy now.

I turn 44 on Saturday! Yay!

No.

If these people wanted medical care then they should have thought about their life choices. Like being born in America.

All consumer protections do is keep dishonest business owners seperated from their customers… money.

Oh no! I hope this doesn’t affect my pirated copies.

Yes but does Taiwan consider itself part of China?

The only people against circular reasoning are those it doesn’t work for.

It blew my mind when I learned that Taiwanese travel to Mainland China for work. The media seems to portray the two countries in a non cooperative stand off.

Secret Service had to be punished for their screw up.

This is accurate until proven otherwise.

Not from the Onion. Also that seems a little low for a space mission.

If my house goes up in value, then my property tax goes up as well. So yes.

That is a false accusation! When it is an official government ship it is Buccaneering.

Let’s say she’s not a medic. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHOOTING AT SOMEONE WHO IS BEING FORCED TO BE A HUMAN SHIELD!

Profit is always first. That’s the problem.