Reminds me of a friend who plays with two custom spells on quickslots the first chance he gets to make them. The first he calls “JUMP GOD” and the second is “I HATE FALL DAMAGE” with 2-300 points in jump for 1s and a couple seconds of feather fall, respectively.
Who needs fast travel?
…Is the ‘harsh wake-up call’ that they need to look for a better employer? Asking for your employees to push themselves harder is what we in the business call “Whining.”
Almost as dumb as Nintendo patenting the concept of a sanity meter and then not fucking doing anything with it since Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem.
I was going to make a crack about them inventing a time machine to get Big Macs from like 20 years ago, but I actually kind of wish they’d bring back the angus 1/3rd pounder, those burgers were great.
Seconded by Terry Davis
Slowly turning into a Life in Hell strip
Oh thank god, I was worried brows would continue to remain unfurrowed.
I mean, okay, but how much of anything can get hit by lightning and not be a smoldering crater without proper grounding and such?
Having all the existing connections probably doesn’t hurt either. If your daddy already knows the people who will make your budding enterprise a success, you have a lot lower chance of missing that dart toss. Not zero, but it’s like getting to take three big steps over the line.
Because having money blunts your empathy.
I think it’s worth noting that Lenna’s inception is procedurally generated, for better or worse.
Lol you think anyone gives 100% effort to their job? Not even the CEO cares that much.
Yeah but employers want to be the only party who can have their cake and eat it by giving one person the work of three people and calling them ‘cross-trained.’
Me over here with 40mbps taking days to download games.
I’m torn between those two, the looming financial crisis as the housing market collapses like 2008 all over again, and WWIII getting underway as we speak. It’s a real Apocalypse How in this bitch.
We all know damn well the four day week inevitably comes with a pay cut. Big business won’t cede anything without getting theirs back.
Still all for it. Four day workweeks are better for the environment and mental health.
To say nothing of how dangerous it is for pedestrians, especially children. Some of these vehicles have less forward visibility than, not even kidding, a fucking Abrams tank:
Seconding darkwood - one of the few that matches Amnesia in its ability to make you fear what you cannot, should not see. You pray to whatever gods you believe in that your light lasts and that thing that goes bump in the night does only that.
“Please, Trump, stop winning.”
Astounding that he actually managed to deliver on that promise.