“COME AND TAKE MY CHEESE YE BASTERDS”

This is what Neo was dreaming of in The Matrix right before the prompt awakens him.

I figured it out. Your comics remind me of the cover art from Mindless Self Indulgence’s album Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy. That must be why I’m so drawn to them no pun intended.

No shit?

We gotta start screening these jokes

Finally… Science 2

As the massive weight of what I’ve done thus far overcomes me, the realization of what I must do to carry on washes over me like a wave of molten salt - every atom of my body paralyzed; vibrating.

Somewhere distant, a groundhog eats a mushroom and for a fleeting moment glimpses what it is like to be a drop of dew; it is driven insane with this insight.

I love me a lady with huge balls.

This sounds familiar

Aw, shit. I knew it was some kinda doo-wop business

Is this a Grease reference?

Used to work for a non-profit retirement community in a pretty small area; the guy running the joint lived in a $3M “house” with a full 7 car garage.

Dude, I got it! These were the original “tricky” golf balls. Golf probably started as rolling a rock into a hole, but when that got too easy, they started going “bet you can’t get that weird shaped one in there,” and then that got popular enough that people started making their own.

Of course, there were always the purists that believed the rocks should remain round and the hole should be the thing that moves.

That’s why we have golf and mini golf.

Actually, on second glance, they do appear to have “numeric” engravings at all the places that might settle facing up or toward you. Very interesting.

Those are actually for butt stuff.

No, but seriously I could see them being used in some sort of “marbles” -type game. Or, like, maybe some kinda twisted mini-croquet.

Seems pretty simple to me. Everybody loved to gamble, so they needed to be sturdy, and also big shiny metal trinkets are cool. They have different sized holes to denote the different values of the sides, and the knobbies make them bounce and roll in unexpected ways and keep them from rolling once they come to a rest.

I think they’re dice.

Ghosts

Good thing I only use my phone 24/7

anime glasses thing

Mother fucking happenstances