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6 days agoI hope he stubs his toe after he accidentally cuts his toenails too short… Painfully too short, to the point of bleeding, and he also sprouts a new hemorrhoid because of eating too much pudding with his fingers and not getting enough fiber. Also, maybe a paper cut.
I will allow it.