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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

I just use the printer at work.

Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.

Setting VPN to Poland works.

Power Wash Simulator haha. Twas a silly game.

The Long Drive is a cursed game that is surprisingly addicting. Basically it’s you, your car, and a 5000km road. That’s it. The world is infinitely generated and you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do. There’s no end game so to speak, just you and the road, if you decide to follow it.

Noita is a very difficult roguelike where “losing is fun” except that it’s not always, but many deaths are a learning opportunity, and I find myself starting over even on runs that I live for more than an hour. You have very few healing opportunities, and once your HP gets to 0 it’s game over. The game is not fair, but sometimes RNGesus gives you the tools to be a god early on, and even then, it can still be easy to die. Even in full-on god tier runs, there are some things that the player cannot survive. Each playthrough is different, but the map gen is ‘basically’ the same each game. It’s definitely worth your time.

Oh. Suddenly that makes sense.

Such hostility.