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Birds of a shit feather, Randers

I’m sure some of it will be used in mines

If antitrust laws aren’t enforced, is it really illegal?

Or on Reddit after everybody left Digg

Way back in the 90s my friend and I let two instances of Eliza talk to each other for hours.

It’ll be fucking hilarious but it’s not gonna break them out of their bubble. Not even if they give a speech at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, assuming we ever have one again.

I’m a little worried that, like the Colbert Report, the weirdos won’t realize we’re making fun of them.

Pretty much.

That would be better than flying empty planes all over the place so airlines don’t lose their slots at airports.

I imagine Planet Fitness wouldn’t like to do discovery and list all the times their internal safety protocols failed.

It’s like the Electric Monk but for fascist indoctrination

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True, they just sell it to their investors as a panacea

I wish just once we could have some kind of tech innovation without a bunch of douchebag techbros thinking it’s going to solve all the world’s problems with no side effects while they get super rich off it.

As a 90s kid I’m incredibly good at T9 text input, which is what I use the phone buttons in my car for

“Ah, I see you’ve got another carry on”

If the kids in middle school are any indication the American dream is now to become a popular streamer

I’d be interested if this sort of exaggeration humor was common in Victorian England. Giving them all those things each day has a very “Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory” vibe that would be very amusing after a wassail or two.

Good, we’ll need the kids in the fields picking crops and the slaughterhouses processing meat when he kicks out all the migrants out.