I wasn’t expecting a joke this good. Thank you for that.

Isn’t Apple TV a thing though? It’s been a thing for a long time.

Execs: mental break down isn’t sexy, let’s say he has a drug problem so people can rally for him.

This. Also gun control isn’t banning guns. Regulation makes getting a gun significantly more expensive and harder to do.

Also every time I hear someone use the “they’ll just smuggle them in” argument I want to know their stance on drug prohibition.

I love that this comes after the special where he said a trans friend defended him saying he doesn’t punch down. I guess milking someone’s suicide wasn’t as successful as he planned so he changed course.

Bet. Why would you eat spaghetti when mostaccioli exists?

It was designed for low power short range use. This made it ideal for electronics back in the day when small batteries with huge capacity didn’t exist. It’s also pretty easy to interfere with a bt signal and lower the transfer speed even more.

The reason it stayed this way is because it’s not really worth the investment to make it have high transfer speeds because there are already better alternatives.

That’s a big nope from me.

I would not call the date a success lol. I tried to plan to go somewhere but the girl knew a mutual friend so she said she felt more comfortable coming over my apartment. She was adamant about being pizza (which was awful), and when she walked in she cracked a joke about how easily she could get raped. 0/10. Did not see her again.

I used dating apps for 10 years. Got maybe a dozen replies and 1 date. So I’m looking at like a .00001% success rate. It’s heartbreaking how unattractive that makes me feel.