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Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?

Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered

Woah. Easy, fella

The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them

They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies

If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems

It’s obviously superior to FAT31

I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.

Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)

I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version

The good people of Texas are trying but this state is crazy gerrymandered. Ken Paxton is a cancer upon society.

How do you make it illegal to sleep on your own planet (which is something every human must do)?

Imagine going from one of America’s heros after 9/11 to absolutely tanking your reputation and financial well being for the Cheeto in Chief

God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.

And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

Not all Democrats, but most seem to simply be Republican Lite these days. They might be a little more socially progressive, but most don’t seem to mind the Republican shenanigans

Congratulations on your sobriety

Look at me. I am the RNA hijacker now.

Jet fuel can’t melt comedy gold

Yep. I loved going to the library while my classmates got to watch a movie