Thats not how this works, you tell me what I want and then I complain about it in some way before ultimately caving in cause everyone else seems to be doing it

We just need one staff member, possible a janitorial one, to come in and take all his special lift shoes and high heels.

Deuces at the ready

They’re probably taking notes from the one in fuckin Seattle

That milk and crackers bit is so gross!

I used to work with a lady that would refuse vegetables like a child. She had to be in her late 50s early 60s. She’d complain to me about health problems and then vehemently refuse any healthy alternative I’d put out there.

I am the shock

2020 i woke up every morning expecting to see a mushroom cloud over the nearest city. Every. Single. Morning.