The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

I hope OP didn’t skimp on the milk :)

Triumph! Haven’t seen that dog in ages!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

So these cunts are attacking the UN now? Reign em in.

Tesla: “hay guys we invented the bus, but cyber”

28 square kilometres and the dog was only partially burned? That guy shouldn’t play with fire.

“I’ve always wanted to do that!”

Wands up.

Can’t wait for the McSawdust in 2026!

I think you hit the nail on the head there. Even if they were to lower the prices, they’ll just make the fucking burgers even smaller.

Does anyone remember how much bigger the Big Mac was in the 90’s? Shrinkflation is everywhere.

I worked at a Sydney airport shop years ago and she would come through our area from time to time. She was approachable, easy to talk to and despite having big spooky security guys around, was happy to just go shopping and wait for her flight.

The Fijian PM at the time used to come through, crack jokes, run up a bill and then jokingly ask one of his security guys to buy all the stuff for him. He was a really funny bloke and he made our day.

I love that show. It’s fucking hilarious!

Ahhh, boomers. They got their uni education for the price of a McChicken and still ended up as some of the dumbest and most selfish motherfuckers on the planet.

Yeah they’re okay, just sometimes, as a little treat.

We actually had this happen at a place I worked at.

Old bloke came in to get his computer looked at since it wasn’t working too well. The guys found all kinds of shit on his desktop so they took it out the back and called the cops.

He ended up in jail which is nice.

I think you’ll be okay. I believe the game drops in an AI if it cannot find another player tbh.

That’s fair… probably should have spoiler tagged it. My bad.

I sat my girlfriend down to play Journey a few years ago. She’d never played it and went in blind.

The realisation at the end that the other pilgrim was another actual player blew her mind.