Well, as long as only their terminally stupid follow these ideas, well, let them.

Who cares, Musk is going to find him trillions in the budget with his efficency office /s

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Maybe they should focus on the tax exempt status of some “churches” that had their fingers too deep into politics this year.

Absolutely my creed. In my industrial niche, touch screen never took hold - when your action is actually (or at least perceived) important, nobody wants to rely on touch screens.

Always remember: the cartels don’t pay tariffs when smuggling drugs.

First I thought “WTF is period data a thing that should concern the government”, but then I noticed we are talking about the future Handmaids Tale country here.

That was my first thought when they talked about “mass deportations of illegals”. Many areas of the American economy simply rely on cheap labour extracted from those refugees. They work on farms, in production, on construction sites, in logistics, and many other jobs Americans would not touch with a ten foot pole. Having to pay for food harvested only by vetted American Citizens will be a harsh lesson for all those idiots who voted Trump into office because they thought he would make food magically cheaper.

Smart move for a country with a birth rate going off the cliffs and a terminal case of xenophobism.

I expect many posts in the “leopards ate my face” category from that group.

They probably kill off any agency who would protect your consumer rights, anyway. And redefine “broadband” as “you’ve got modem access, so stop whining”. And let the companies keep the subsidies they got for making the former broadband definition happen.

Just kick them out of the whole deal. No need to split potatoland into two potatolands.

The problem is that the US no longer has the production facilities and capabilities for so many basic things. How many screws are actually made in the US? How many electronic components, not just processors, but capacitors and resistors? All the ingredients for the chemical and pharmaceutical industry? They basically all come from China.

Don’t worry, they won’t probe long. And whoever accidentally gets caught will be pardoned by Führer Trump.

Dropping house prices won’t help in a state where disaster insurance becomes unaffordable. Not having an insurance is not an option, either.

Seriously good idea. Most of them would still have more population than some of the potato fields with overblown grandeur calling themselves “States”.

So you would have 19 new States from splitting California, and four extra ones to fix long overdue mistakes. Flag designers will get a major headache redesigning the flag with 73 stars…

While they hate welfare spending, I bet they like farming subsidies a lot. They might be in for a surprise.

Good riddance. Now let them struggle with import/export procedures with the USA, and sudden absence of farming subsidies.

And they have yet not arrived in the 20th(!) century. They are sending this form only to young men, not women.