Eventually we will have drone vs drone and robot vs robot wars.
Eventually we will have drone vs drone and robot vs robot wars.
Did someone say frijoles?
Lawyer: do you have any secret family?
Vance: no
Wife: pulls out controller and presses X
Hey, don’t kink shame.
Couches literally have more cushion for the pushin’
This is depends if there are still top secret documents there.
Driving on the highway
Hood pops open. Can’t see anything. Try to brake but crash.
⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.
Tesla: OTA update successful
Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?
Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.
Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!
I, for one, would love to be bread.
Warm, soft, and moist on the inside. Stuffed with meat like a nice thick savory sausage. Or maybe filled with sweet cream. At least spread with butter and covered with seed. Sesame is my favorite, while poppy is ok.
Domo arigato Mr. Gaijin ❌
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto ✅
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
Depends on elevation
Kill Fido
Fido ~ Fidon’t
clear air turbulence
Is that like black ice for planes?
Front + boot = froot?
Stop with the puns… We get the point
A man who never eats pork buns, is never a whole man!
Someone’s insides were definitely getting scooped.